Road to Germany
Mort stumbles into Stewie’s time machine.
Season: 7 Episode: 3
Total Episode Count: 113
First Aired: October 12, 2008
Guest Starring: Gregory Jbara, Brian Blessed
Featuring: Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Mort Goldman
Also Appearing: Lois Griffin, Peter Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson, Bonnie Swanson, Muriel Goldman, European Cows, Adolf Hitler, Steve Buscemi, Scarlett Johansson, Rick Moranis, Prince Vultan, Joe Greene, Chaim and Sarah Goldman, John Candy, Winston Churchill
Musical Numbers: Mort The Jew
Director: Greg Colton
Writers: Patrick Meighan
Plot:
While the neighbors are watching the Academy Awards at the Griffins’ house, Mort desperately needs to use the bathroom and Meg is using the main toilet (while being filmed by Quagmire), so desperately that he runs into Stewie’s room into what appears to be a portable toilet. The “toilet” turns out to be a time machine, and he is sent to the past. Realizing this, and that he does not have the return pad, a device that would bring him back to the present, Stewie and Brian take the device and go back in time to save Mort. They end up in Warsaw, Poland and find Mort in a synagogue. It doesn’t take long for them to realize that the date is September 1, 1939, the day of the Nazi invasion of Poland.